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  You're Not Funny   First Impressions   Knife in the Back
  Since you can't take a clue, I'm telling you straight up... SHUT THE HELL UP!

   Wow! It just shows how wrong first impressions can be.

   Take this knife out of my back.
 
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"Have you ever noticed?"
 
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"When we first met, I thought you were a really nice person."
 
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"Congratulations on your promotion."
 
  Grow Up   Flower Delivery   Mother Always Said
  Take this knife out of my back.

     But not you.

   Mother always said, if you don't have something nice to say...
 
Front:
(Annoying person)
 
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"Looks like someone's getting flowers..."
 
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"My mom always said, 'If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all...'"
 
  Heard You Got Fired   Finally a Card that Doesn't Suck   Stop Bullsh**ting Me
  Maybe you should've worked harder!.

     I finally found a card that doesn't suck.

   Stop Bullsh**ting me!
 
Front:
Heard you got fired!!!
 
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"I finally found a card that doesn't suck."
 
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"Piss or get off the pot, but whatever you do..."
 
  Stupid Questions   New Faces   What's Your Problem?
  Just stupid people who ask questions. Like you.

     No one at the new place is gonna like you either.

   What the f**ck is your problem?
 
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There are no stupid questions.
 
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"As you go on to new places and new faces, remember this:"
 
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"Thinking of you..."
           
           
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