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You're Not Funny
Knife in the Back
"Have you ever noticed?"
"When we first met, I thought you were a really nice person."
"Congratulations on your promotion."
Mother Always Said
"Looks like someone's getting flowers..."
"My mom always said, 'If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all...'"
Heard You Got Fired
Finally a Card that Doesn't Suck
Stop Bullsh**ting Me
Heard you got fired!!!
"I finally found a card that doesn't suck."
"Piss or get off the pot, but whatever you do..."
What's Your Problem?
There are no stupid questions.
"As you go on to new places and new faces, remember this:"
"Thinking of you..."
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