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  You're Not Funny   First Impressions   Quit Cheating
  Since you can't take a clue, I'm telling you straight up... SHUT THE HELL UP!

  Wow! It just shows how wrong first impressions can be.

  To quit cheating!

 
Front:
"Have you ever noticed?"
 
Front:
"When we first met, I thought you were a really nice person."
 
Front:
"I WANT YOU!"
 
  Grow Up   Bad Teacher   Boring Teacher
  GROW UP!

    I want to thank you for discouraging me from EVER wanting to learn more about this subject.

  That you are the most boring teacher in the world

 
Front:
(Annoying person)
 
Front:
"FOR YOU!"
 
Front:
"It is hereby declared"
 
  Mother Always Said   Finally a Card that Doesn't Suck   Stupid Questions
  Mother always said, if you don't have something nice to say...

    I finally found a card that doesn't suck.

  Just stupid people who ask questions.  Like you.

 
Front:
"My mom always said, 'If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all...'"
 
Front:
"I finally found a card that doesn't suck."
 
Front:
"There are no stupid questions."
 
  New Faces    
  No one at the new place is gonna like you either.

   
 
 
Front:
"As you go on to new places and new faces, remember this:"
   
           
           
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