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Located in Rochester, NY, DISScards™ was founded in 2000 by people who don't know what they want to be when they grow up. While we put off deciding, we're having a lot of fun testing the lines of social boundaries, stepping over them, and threatening the status quo of the greeting card industry.

The heart(land)of the argument.

If you have a pulse, you already know America is full to the hilt of sappy, schmaltzy, feel-good greeting cards. When more daring humor is attempted, all too often the result is either detestably cutesy, or unimaginatively crass and vulgar. It took DISScards to finally strike the right balance. 85% of all greeting cards in the US are produced by two companies, both located in the great heartland of the Mid-West. These two mega-giants continue to portray life in a suspended reality of fictitious bliss. They help us say thank you, wish happy birthday to friends, congratulate loved ones, blah, blah, blah. All great things, no doubt. But what happens when…life falls apart, people treat you like crap, relationships disintegrate, or people are simply so annoying that they make a normally pleasant situation extremely unpleasant. Where are the cards now?

Liars and Morons and Jerks -Oh My!

Truth is, the world is full of Liars and Morons and Jerks, and we have to deal with this-day in and day out. We're not in Kansas (City) anymore. We nod our heads in knowing agreement to the ringing words of bumper sticker logic: mean people do suck.

Well, it's about time ...

Good news is, DISScards are now available to help in dealing with these beastly situations. Check out our website-www.disscards.net-or give us a call to get your hands on the perfect antidote to meanness, a genuine DISScard. Nothing illustrates your true feelings like a card. But when a greeting card just won't do, reach for a DISScard™- the original Dismissal Card™.

About the Founder:

Tom Rusling founded DISScards in 2000. Since then, he has worked in online marketing, business strategy consulting, and Search Engine Optimization (SEO) consulting, through SearchOctane.com. He also works on several of his own sites, including real estate advice portal AskEdith.com. He also has his occasion travel blog on STA Travel Blogs and performs photo editing services for zeroflaws.com.


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