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  Y'a**hole   First Impressions   Quit Cheating
  Y'a**hole!

   Wow! It just shows how wrong first impressions can be.

   To quit cheating!
 
Front:
(Sneering cowboy)
 
Front:
"When we first met, I thought you were a really nice person."
 
Front:
"I WANT YOU!"
 
  William Tell   Flower Delivery   Dignity
  Mine was trusting you.

     But not you.

   You left it at my place when you ran out.
 
Front:
"We all make mistakes in life..."
 
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"Looks like someone's getting flowers..."
 
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"I've got your dignity."
 
  Mother Always Said   A Gift for You   You Brought Religion into My Life
  Mother always said, if you don't have something nice to say...

     Go buy yourself a life.

   I never believed in HELL until I met you.
 
Front:
"My mom always said, 'If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all...'"
 
Front:
"A Gift for You"
 
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"You brought religion into my life..."
 
  Stop Bullsh**ting Me!   Safety First   As Days Go By
  Stop Bullsh**ting Me!

     Next time, put a rubber on it. Moron.

   Glad you're not around!
 
Front:
"Piss or get off the pot, but whatever you do..."
 
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"Safety first today. No regrets tomorrow."
 
Front:
"As days go by..."
 
  Friends   You Suck   What's Your Problem?
  Now let's try not being friends for even longer.

     You Suck

   What the f*ck is your problem?
 
Front:
"We've been friends for a long time."
 
Front:
"It's Your Birthday"
 
Front:
"Thinking of you..."
 
  Thanks B*tch.   Thanks B*stard.  
  Thanks b*tch.

     Thanks b*stard.

  
 
Front:
(Arrow through a heart.)
 
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(Arrow through a heart.)
 
           
           
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