Order this real paper greeting card: "You're Not Funny"
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Front: Have You Ever Noticed?
Inside: You think you're so funny, and you're totally not. You
make all these stupid jokes and nobody laughs but you. Since you
can't take a hint, I'm telling you straight up, for everyone's sake,
Shut the Hell Up!