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"Mother Always Said"
This item is $2.25 plus $0.50 shipping and handling.
You must choose:
Send this card anonymously, OR
Have this card shipped to you.
This card is glued shut on the inside!
(acting as an IQ test as well, providing high entertainment as
your recipient spends precious moments of confusion trying to figure
out why the card simply will not open...)